The England and Wales Cricket Board have a vacancy for an experienced Public Relations expert.
The successful applicant will be expected to demonstrate an ability to divert public attention away from any potentially embarrassing incidents involving the ECB and any of it’s bat throwing employees by understating any potential incidents with sensible, accurate sounding, prompt statements, that don’t insult the publics intelligence.
The successful applicant will also be expected to not have to withdraw one ridiculous sounding statement, only to replace it with another one that sounds just as stupid and only serve to bring more attention to the potentially embarrassing incident which it will be your job to try and divert any potential attention away from.
Failing to find such a person, the ECB will happily consider employing anyone who has previously held manual labouring posts at Everest, Safestyle, etc, etc.
Please enclose CV and make applications in writing to
The England and Wales Cricket Board
Lord’s Cricket Ground
London NW8 8QZ